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welcome
to the my website i am rozza and i am great at computers and
website designing ~~~ JUST LOOK AT THIS PAGE
AND YOU SEE WHY INIT
by the way if
you dont like my website you can get out as well cos i aint havin
none of it
if you're good man ting add me on xbox as well init i play cod n that so ADD MEEEE!!!!!!!
BIG STUFF LADS!!! THIS SITE IS WORTH BIG BUCKS!
just lettin you lot know that im bill gate's son init so you mess with this page n that i'll get you kicked off the internet right so no hackin my page you mugs
read on then mate the news is next!!! |
NEWS STRAIGHT FROM THE ZONE
HEADLINES JUST LIKE THEM ONES AT THE BBC
anyways yeah heres the rest of the big ones down here man check itttttttt!!! #news
TOP NEWS RIGHT
HERE:::::::
SHOCKING! BBC NEWS IS BARE CRAP COMPARED TO THE NEWS
YOU GET FROM THE ZONE!!!! (EXPERTS SAY)
according to a really long an mega.co.nz scientific study APPARENTLY (i ain't making this up so don't blame me init) the experts that did some tests and stuff found out that THE ZONE is the ULTIMATE RESOURCE FOR YOUR NEWS AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. also that means that because its the best that means that its well good compared to the BBC's load of trash and apppppppparently the scientists and testy guys said that the website design of THE ZONE is fantastic and that you should hire me because im bored of workin at mcdonalds init.
once
again this was what the scientists said so dont moan at me if
you're one of dem FANBOYs init, BBC MASSIVE CAN LEEEAVE IT YOU
LOT OF BARE MERKED BY THE SCIENTIST TING INIT SIT DOWN YOU LOT
HAHAHA!!!!!
THE BBC MASSIVE ARE MAD LOL DONT CRY YOU LOT!!!!!
also heres some more news JUST WHEN
YOU THOUGHT IT WAS ALL OVER!!!!! #morenews
IT TURNS
OUT THAT FRONTPAGE EXPRESS IS BETTER THAN DREAMWEAVER!!!!
YES ITS TRUE LADIES AND GENTS, scientists have concluded that based on the bare DENCHNESS of THE UNPIKEY ZONE'S awesome website that it must mean that the things that made it must be brilliantastic. its well obvious init course the ZONE is brilliant and that means that because i made it with frontpage express or summin THAT MEANS IT MUST BE WELL GOOD BRUV SO LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAVE IT YEAH!
to
all you mugs out there using that dreamweaver ting YOU JUST GOT
PARRED BY THE NERDY SCIENTIST PEEPS!!! SIT DOWN LADS!!! #parred
thats all from the ZONE NEWS for tonight!!!
its the
DELLAGE information booth providing you with MAD TACTIC TINGS UP
IN HERE!!!! 
GRREEEEETTTTZZ TO MY BOIS IN THE BAD
MAN COD CLAN!!! YOU LOT ARE WELL SICK!!!
also a CHEEKY
SHOUTOUT to all my buds that play on GOW still ::: LEGENDS INIT!
ANYWAY GUYS LIKE I PROMISED THE DELLAGE
INFORMATION BOOTH!!!!
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT BECAUSE ITS THE
BIG MAN TING GOING DOWN ON THE UNPIKEY ZONE'S DELLAGE INFORMATION
BOOTH!!!!!!!!!
HERE IT IS!!!
apparently right -- the booth says you can go get yer own news ya bunch of mugs!!!
WELL THATS A BIT RUDE INIT!? WHAT A PIKEY!!!!!
ACTUALLY THE BOOTH DECIDED AFTER THAT TOTAL PIKEY DISPOSITION THAT HE WAS ACTUALLY ACTUALLY SUCH GOING TO GIVE US AN INSIGHT IN TECH NEWS!!! HERE IT COMES OH BOY I CANT WAIT!!!!!!!
OH MY ACTUAL GIDDY AUNT!!! THE BOOTH MUST BE HAVING A LAUGH WE DIDNT EVEN DO NOTHIN OR NOTHIN AND HES BEING A TOTAL PIKEY!!!!!
what does
billy g think about that then cos that was absolute TRASH tech
news wasnit billy whos actually my dad and if you think im lying
he'll kick you off the internet?
SHUT UP HERES WHAT BILLY HAS TO SAY:
| oh
my actual god the dellage information booth is just being
a pikey like literally i cant believe the level of pikey here its too much PIKEY PIKEY PIKEY PIKEY PIKEY PIKEY PIKEY PIKEY PIKEY PIKEY PIKEY!!!
you can get it on floppy disks as well if you a zombie |
couldn't of said it
better myself bill gates what a lovely insight into the booth's
total PIKEY BEHAVIOUR!!!!!!!!!
also
because im great, you should buy windows 95