SITE VALUE INFO

ACCORDING TO BILL GATES THIS SITE IS WORTH

$3,027,719

you ask me now, WHY IS THIS SITE WORTH BIG MONEY???? WELL i designed it myself using PRO html talent, the UNPIKEY ZONE is 1 hunred percent nice i guarantee everyone including your GIDDY AUNT will love itttt!!!111!!!11!!

IN FACT i am actually actually such certified by the WINDOWS CLUB and trust me im not saying that because i nicked their WEB BUTTON, i completely know them irl and bill gates says so too, so does steve ballmar as well.
heres image proof that im certainly certified:

that is UNDOUBTABLE EVIDENCE that this page is great.

in addition the unpikey zone is fantastic and if you dont like it then get out because you must either be a total MUG or a pikey.

OH MY! NOW I SEE WHY IVE BEEN WRONG ALL THIS TIME AND WHY THE DESIGNER OF THIS INCREDIBLE WEBSITE IS SO UNPIKEY!!!!!!

i know right! i can't believe how utterly sick this website happens to be. TOTALLY BRILLIANT!!!
its also SHOCKING that this amazing website was made in a text editor init so yeah i have #talent.

now listen here you bunch of lovely web surfers heres some KEY INTEL on how to make a great website

BIG INFORMATION ON MAKING A GREAT WEBSITE!!!!

firstly you need to be brilliant :: this doesnt happen to everyone but you have a 1 hundred percent increased chance of being brilliant if you're not a pikey
second, you must understand what a html is and why you should start using frontpage express 98 right away before getting into the #bigleagues
use loads of nice images and animated gifs like these:
dont use that css trash it is a plague unto the web use the html it was made for the www and it wont be compatible with internet explorer 4

SICK!!! I NEVER KNEW IT COULD BE SO SIMPLE!!

i know right?! and remember that you heard it from...

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