FREE UNCRUMPLED BANKNOTES

circumstances regarding your uncrumpled banknote redemptioning attempt ‡‡

i know you might be dissappointed BUT it turns out that you do not meet the REQUIREMENTS to claim the UNCRUMPLED BANKNOTES!!

theres actually a big fat RULE BOOK on what you need to have in order to be eligable for the lovely offer of a lifetime

i would explain these rules on this section here but you need to be eligable to actually READ THE RULES ANYWAY HAHAHAHAHAH PIKEY

if you think you're seeing this in error and you're not actually a pikey then you're wrong because you're obviously a massive pikey otherwise you wouldnt be claiming free uncrumpled banknotes!!!

also i program in scratch therefor the number of errors possible in my programming is a big, fat, zero

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